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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7944 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1495 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!