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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2378 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!