CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2623	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

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HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6334

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3697
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ores Mined:	2700	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online