CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	9362	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	6131
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ores Mined:	943	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	82	Towns Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	217	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4462
Dimension Hops:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	9312	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com