CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4691
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	167

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Votes:	3264
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5422	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	5406	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	5702
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3370	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	479285	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2735	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.