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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9054 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).