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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).