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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4881 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!