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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7104 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!