Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying coworkers like M30 and their never-ending stories about their lackluster sex life! Join us for a world where eating pussy is not only encouraged, but celebrated with fireworks and parades.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures that even M30’s inflated ego couldn’t compete with. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed by his incessant chatter, just take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs annoying coworkers when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Dimension Hops: 5 Star Shards Collected: 253
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7258 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Crops Grown: 5489
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Emeralds Found: 6709
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 New Chunks Explored: 413729
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1349 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5930
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 New Chunks Explored: 983125
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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