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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2195 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6362 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.