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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3985 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
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