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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4375 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 855103 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 132 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!