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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2380 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.
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