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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1841 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!