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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5433 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1381 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!