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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9048 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!