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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9895 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Step 1: Mine like you’ve never mined before and watch the diamonds roll in. Before you know it, you’ll be swimming in virtual riches like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.
Step 2: Engage in epic battles with other players and prove your dominance in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a duel using nothing but pickaxes? Go for it! The crazier, the better.
Step 3: Discover the secret potion that will magically increase the size of your in-game character’s manhood. Who needs enchanted armor when you can have a massive pixel peen that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you can have riches and a giant penis? Trust us, you won’t regret it.