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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2105 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 2179 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9633 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!