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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9400 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8196 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 289 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!