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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5859 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!