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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!