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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 491 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!