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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5240 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!