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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9246 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5450 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!