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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5286 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 648179 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!