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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7432 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3076 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7192 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!