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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 587 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!