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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1186 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1132 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!