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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7079 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!