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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7102 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!