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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3973 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 330506 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!