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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3004 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9037 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 99 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4247 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!