CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, CraftyCraze, internet communities, internet culture, internet forums, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subculture, internet trolling, King, Meme culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Server, Shill, SUICIDE WATCH, trolling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	7352
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	3151
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4009	Secret Passages Found:	8

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	8772	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	2103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2429	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	206
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	3023
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Emeralds Found:	4184
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	297	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!