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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7661 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8891 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!