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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!