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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5887 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!