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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4008 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!