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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8780 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4764 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!