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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9379 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!