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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 699 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3589 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!