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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8735 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!