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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5326 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!