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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8779 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!