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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4413 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!