CraftyCrackLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

G7Craft: Unimaginable French Fun

Foreign Minister, French, Fun, G7, G7Craft, russia, UNIMAGINABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Star Shards Collected:	123	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide, that’s what this server is all about!

like, one time, a player found a secret underground disco party full of dancing skeletons and zombie DJs. it was wild, man. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. talk about bling bling!

oh, and get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life!

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a never-ending party where anything is possible. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

CraftingRage-FreeMiddleAgedMan

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, antisocial traits, behavioral therapy, CraftingRageFreeMiddleAgedMan, depression, Emotional healing, harmful thoughts, Ketamine-assisted psychotherapy, mental health, Mental Wellness, middle aged man, mood disorders, psychiatric treatment, psychoactive drugs, psychological transformation, rage-filled, severe alcoholism, substance abuse, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience ketamine-assisted psychotherapy in a virtual world! we got rage-filled middle-aged men overcoming antisocial traits and severe alcoholism left and right! one guy was chuggin’ booze like it was water but now he’s building epic structures and makin’ friends with creepers! come chill with us and let ketamine help u overcome ur demons while u mine for diamonds and fight off zombies! it’s a wild ride, but hey, it works!

Pixel Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, arrest, assault, booking photo, CHARGE, crime, criminal, criminal offense, drunk driving, Happening, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, Legal, mugshot, mugshot thread, mugshots, PIXEL, Police, public record, Quest, real, strangulation, violent crime

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4315

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t happening on this Minecraft server! We post real mugshots of players who commit crimes like strangulation and drunk driving! Join now to see the wildest criminals in the blocky world! It’s like a virtual police lineup, but with creepers and zombies instead of cops! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today!

SisWeddingDance Minecraft Server

Aisle, AITAH, best man, Confront, crossed a line, crying, dance floor, dancing, DATING, Disappointed, Guilty, innocent, Minecraft, MOH, PLATONIC, plus one, red flag, responsibilities, Server, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingDance, Spin and Dip, Trust, Upset

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Looking for a server where you can walk down the virtual aisle with the best man and do a spin and dip without your boyfriend getting upset? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! We encourage all kinds of virtual shenanigans, as long as they stay in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings, dance parties, and drama-free fun. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft partner who won’t get jealous over a harmless dance move? Trust us, this server is the place to be for all your virtual escapades.

So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us today!

HomeboundHavoc

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, Event, Friends, Girlfriend, HomeboundHavoc, Irritation, LEAVING, misunderstanding, Personal preferences, relationship, Respect, social norms, spontaneity, valentines night

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a surprise event with a dress code you’re not prepared for? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Picture this: you log on to the server expecting a casual mining session, but suddenly you’re thrown into a virtual event with no tickets and a strict dress code. Will you beg for entry like our protagonist, or will you embrace the chaos and show up in your pajamas? The choice is yours!

And just like our protagonist’s boyfriend, our players might surprise you with their antics. Will they leave you squatting at a virtual table, or will they invite you to join their virtual adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a Valentine’s night you won’t forget (for better or for worse)!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

AnimalLoverMC, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of llamas started attacking me, but then a pack of wolves came to my rescue and we all rode off into the sunset together on pigs. It was wild, bro.

And like, if you join, you get to choose to be an animal in the game! I would totally be a panda because they’re so chill and they get to eat bamboo all day. Plus, pandas are like the rockstars of the animal kingdom, everyone loves them.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where anything can happen and you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down. It’s a total blast, trust me!

RegretCraft: Time Travel Edition

biggest regret, change the past, do-over, Edition, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, mistakes made, moving forward, past decisions, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, Time, travel, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1438	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of living with regrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite your history and make all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and say goodbye to regrets, as you build your own virtual paradise and become the master of your own destiny. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

DepressedCraft: Mind & Body

30, Adults, Authors, Body, DepressedCraft, depression, Experience, faster development, Healthcare, holistic health, holistic treatment, long-term conditions, mental conditions, mental health, mental illness, Mind, physical conditions, physical health, physical illness, Report, treatment approaches, well-being, whole body condition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	438493
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where depression is banned and happiness is mandatory! we have magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn and build castles in the sky. plus, our resident therapist will give you virtual hugs and positive affirmations to keep the bad vibes away. forget about your physical conditions, our server will cure you with laughter and pixelated sunshine. join now and let’s build a world where depression is just a distant memory!

What is the IP for Cadres Minecraft Server?

Cadres, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Cadres is a skilled and innovative professional with expertise in strategic planning, project management, and team leadership. With a background in business administration, Cadres has a proven track record of successfully executing complex initiatives and driving organizational growth. Known for their strong analytical skills and attention to detail, Cadres is dedicated to delivering results and exceeding expectations in every project they undertake.

Vanillabox survival without wipes and donates server minecraft

Minecraft, no donates, No Wipes, Server, Survival, VanillaBox

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ores Mined:	685
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Description server server “Vanillabox survival without wipes and donates” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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NijiCraft EN Skylands 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Skylands, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and chaotic as these Nijisanji EN YouTube channels? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is like if Petra Gurin and Elira Pendora had a baby and named it Obsydia.

We got more drama than a LazuLight Twitter thread, and more twists and turns than a Rosemi Lovelock plotline. Ethyria is where the cool kids hang out, like Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette, causing mayhem and mischief.

Luxiem is the place to be if you’re into weirdos like Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino, plus Vox Akuma brings the party vibes. And don’t even get me started on Noctyx – Sonny Brisko is a legend in these parts, along with Uki Violeta causing chaos.

ILUNA is where the real party animals are at, with MariaMari0nette and ScarleYonaguni leading the charge. XSOLEIL is for the edgy kids, like D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran, causing a ruckus.

Krisis is the place for the rebels, with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta stirring up trouble. And TTT is where the real gamers hang out, like ClaudeClawmark and the rest of the crew.

Denauth is where the magic happens, with RyomaBarrenworth and KlaraCharmwood casting spells left and right. So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Nijisanji EN stream, then hop on board this crazy train. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just remember to ignore all the weirdos and trolls, and you’ll be fine. Let’s get this party started!

BroGamerz Minecraft Server

aita, BroGamerz, brother, Clan, DATING, depression, family, Friend, Girlfriend, Grooming, hobby, hurt feelings, JOKE, Minecraft, Minors, Mother, Multiplayer Games, overreacting, runescape, sense of humor, Server, store manager, Warhammer

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	470
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Need a break from your girlfriend’s brother accusing you of grooming her in RuneScape? Come join us and build a virtual world where no one can make outrageous accusations. Plus, our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama.

Who needs Warhammer when you can battle creepers and zombies in our Minecraft world? Leave the depression behind and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. And hey, if you need a break from your girlfriend’s brother, just log on and let loose!

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered

Boundaries, building a house, Communication, compromise, difficult situation, family dynamics, Grades, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MommaCraft, moving out, parenting, Pregnancy, self-centered, SelfCentered, selfish, senior year, space issue, stress, Understanding, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of living in a cramped townhouse with your mom and her drama-filled boyfriend? Do you want to escape the chaos of sharing a room with his wild daughters and a new baby on the way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream house in the country, away from all the stress and drama. No need to worry about driving 30+ minutes to school or work – just teleport to your virtual paradise with a click of a button!

On our server, you can live independently, away from all the unnecessary arguments and family drama. Build your own space, make new friends, and escape the madness of real life. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper-free zone instead?

So come on, join our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Build your own happy ending and show your mom that you’re not being selfish – you’re just looking out for your own sanity. Let’s craft away the drama together!

AnonCraft2021

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft2021, ANONYMOUS, Cyber Security, data breaches, digital activism, digital rights, government surveillance, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online anonymity, online censorship, online freedom, online privacy, online privacy rights, online protest, online security, Surveillance, Whistleblowers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Tired of hiding in the shadows, Anonymous has decided to take their hacking skills to the world of Minecraft! Join our server and help them take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his cyber attacks. With Anonymous on your side, you’ll have the power of the internet at your fingertips to defeat any enemy that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of Anonymous and will be making surprise appearances in the game to help you on your quest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that even hackers need a break to play some blocky games!

Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

Air, air chemistry, air contaminants, air quality, car exhaust, chemical emissions, chemical exposure, Crafty, Edition, environmental impact, fragrance chemicals, fragrance products, health implications, indoor air pollution, indoor air quality, indoor environment, indoor pollution, nanosized particles, Pollution, respiratory health, respiratory problems, scented air fresheners, scented products, scents, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than breathin in all those nanosized particles? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.

also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever

Players:	90/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5