Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.
and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.
so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
