CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	259829	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2977
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	1160
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	6

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	8349
Dragon Eggs Found:	9703	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6424
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5700	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	525
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	5852	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	8256	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8041	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8561	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	6592
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

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