CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crops Grown:	9819	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1286	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	137

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8185

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9794	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	5801
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3343

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	118
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com