CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4591	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	3447
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6728	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Animals Bred:	134	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Star Shards Collected:	143
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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